i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
