O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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