please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
