if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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