I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Randomize
