Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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