How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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