I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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