I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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