so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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