He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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