I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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