Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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