i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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