YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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