pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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