You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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