I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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