Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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