"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
