weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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