You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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