we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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