I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Oh god it's open bar.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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