that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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