Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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