elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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