Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.

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(813): View more from Florida

he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?

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(925): View more from California

They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?

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(314): View more from Missouri

I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described

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(765): View more from Indiana

Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is

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(248): View more from Michigan

I made it out of the house. Success.

(313): View more from Michigan

It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.

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