it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.