Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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