I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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