Im at strip club and am horny
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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