his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize