i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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