about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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