Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's never too late to be topless.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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