All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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