i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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