I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
These tits shall not be calmed
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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