We're like a lot better than the average bears
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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