It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
