so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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