How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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