and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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