dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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