my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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