They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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this will be a night to untag.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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