yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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