after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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