So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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