your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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