If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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