i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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