do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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