i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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