Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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