Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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