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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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