Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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