dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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